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  SUCKER PUNCH

  SUCKER

  PUNCH

  MARC STRANGE

  A Castle Street Mystery

  Copyright © Marc Strange, 2007

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  Strange, Marc

  Sucker punch: a Joe Grundy mystery / Marc Strange.

  ISBN 978-1-55002-702-0

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  chapter one

  Most afternoons I have a nap between three and six so I’m fresh for the evening shift, and then I have some toast and coffee at the Lobby Café next door to the magazine shop. The café closes at six, but Hattie lets me in through the kitchen and gives me an order of toast and a short pot of coffee, better coffee than you can get from room service.

  “You want to look at the paper, Joe?”

  “Is the crossword done?”

  “Not by me,” she says.

  Hattie brings me a copy of the Emblem with my cup.

  “How’d you like to be him?” she asks.

  The front page has a banner headline that says IT’S ALL HIS! and a photograph of a young, bearded guy surrounded by reporters on the courthouse steps.

  “What’s all his?” I ask.

  “Some old geezer left him a boatload of money. They’ve been fighting the will for two years, but he won. It’s all his.”

  “So it says.” I open the paper for the crossword, but someone’s been there before me and made a mess of the job. I turn to the comics and read the ones I like. Hattie brings me toast with extra butter, no jam, and heats up my coffee.

  “Half a billion,” she says. “What would you do with all that money?”

  There’s a large man in a wide green jacket peering in from the lobby. He’s rapping the window and jiggling the handle of the sliding glass door. The sign in front of his face reads CLOSED, but he chooses to ignore it. Hattie looks sternly over her shoulder, points to the large clock behind her, which reads 6:09, makes a brisk two-palm gesture that in baseball might signal “safe” but otherwise means over, done, finished. The Lobby Café is closed, and Hattie doesn’t care to debate the issue.

  “Buy some new shoes,” I tell her. “Maybe a suit.”

  The man in the green jacket raps again, but Hattie ignores him. She’s run the Lobby Café since before I got here. She’s hard to rattle.

  “Now there’s a guy who needs a new suit,” she says. “The jolly green giant. His jacket’s about to split at the seams.”

  A green foothill lumbers across the red carpet towards the front desk. “I miss Calvin and Hobbes,” I say.

  “I miss Terry and the Pirates,” Hattie says.

  It’s six-thirty when I take my first walkabout. The pre-evening lull admits echoes from above where seminars are disengaging on the mezzanine level. Most of the lobby traffic is moving from the entrance to the elevators, guests in a hurry to change for dinner or straggling in from excursions, looking forward to a hot bath and a room-service tray. The hotel’s shuttle bus is off-loading luggage, and a group tour is checking in, late arrivals from the airport, still complaining about the flight.

  I spot Gritch sitting near his favourite palm tree, pretending to read the Globe and Mail. The world sees me coming a block away, but Gritch can disappear behind a Boston fern. He is sixty-one years old, short, egg-shaped. He sees all and is rarely noticed. My eyes and ears. When I took the security job about seven years ago, Leo Alexander told me to hire Wallace Gritchfield. “The Lord Douglas isn’t an office building,” Leo said. “It’s a castle. Secret rooms, hidden staircases, wouldn’t be surprised if there was a dungeon somewhere.”

  If there is a dungeon, Gritch knows about it, how to get there, and how to break out.

  “You’re off,” I say.

  “You might want me to stick around.”

  He’s never in a hurry to go home. He keeps trying to move in with me, and his wife can’t see that it would make much difference in their lives, but I insist he visit her once in a while if only to pick out a suit that doesn’t smell of bad cigars.

  “S’up?” I ask.

  “Talk to Margo,” Gritch says. “She’s got a VIP checking in soon and she thinks maybe there’ll be a crowd.”

  “She still here?”

  “Yeah, she’ll be down in a minute. I think she went up to check the Governor’s Suite, make sure housekeeping has the towels folded.”

  “I’ll be back in fifteen,” I say.

  I leave him sitting in the lobby with his newspaper and continue my tour. The Palm Court is filling up. Rolf Kalman has his reservation book open and has already begun pocketing the discreetly folded bills that ensure the good tables and attentive service to which the guests are already entitled. The Only, the hotel’s justly famous seafood house, is dealing oysters, chowder, and planked salmon; the Street Level Sports Bar is filling up. The Street’s bouncer, Dougray Crain, a former linebacker with the B.C. Lions, gives me a thumbs-up. My job doesn’t involve security for the hotel’s bars, but I like to get a feel for how an evening is building.

  There’s a big wedding reception in the Gabriola Ballroom, and in the hotel’s most exclusive function room, Floor Eleven, a retiring city father is being roasted at five hundred dollars a plate. Various conventions of widget manufacturers and consulting dermatologists are dispersing to plumb the city’s nightlife. Everything is copacetic. Suits me fine.

  I head down to Olive’s, one flight of wide marble stairs below the lobby. Olive’s used to be the Press Club years ago, back when reporters drank and smoked, but for sixteen years it’s been Olive May’s place and will remain so until she decides to retire. Like me, Olive has tenure at the Lord Douglas Hotel, at least for as long as Leo Alexander is alive. Maybe longer if it’s the same will he wrote seven years ago when I managed to stumble into the path of a few bullets that were meant for him.

  Olive’s is quiet. The stockbrokers have gone home and the jazz buffs don’t start showing up until after nine o’clock when Olive does her first set. This week she’s booked a California trio
doing Latin-flavoured stuff. Sometimes she sits in with the guest artists. She plays piano like Joe Louis boxed: no fuss, no muss, both hands. She sings, too.

  Olive isn’t there yet, but Barney Geller is behind the bar. “Hi, champ,” he says as I come in. Barney won a thousand dollars on me one night in 1985, one of the good nights, which is why he insists on calling me “champ.” He still has a picture of me taped to the long mirror behind the row of Scotch. I have my gloves up like a good boy. I look young and eager. What did I know?

  “Those movie people still in the house, champ?”

  “Checked out this afternoon, Barney.”

  “Too bad. Good tippers.”

  “They’ll be back in a week. They’re blowing up a boat down in Steveston.”

  “Too early for your beer.”

  “Just passing through, Barney. I’ll see you later.”

  I keep moving, down the long bar and up three steps to the street entrance. Outside are four more steps, concrete this time, and then I’m on the sidewalk about halfway down the block from the main entrance. It’s a warm evening. Early September. The office building across the street has a fine sunset splashed high across its glass wall, and the Lord Douglas is benefitting from the lighting effect. The old girl looks good.

  As I walk up the street towards the main entrance, I spot Maxine, a wiry little woman with a cute monkey face and straight black hair, getting out of her cab. She talks to me across the hood. “You missed it, Grundy. Andrew’s eyes nearly fell out of his head.”

  Andrew, our doorman, wears a uniform that would look good on a Bolivian field marshal. He wears it well, with a straight face. On him it doesn’t seem completely ridiculous. Maxine wears a black T-shirt and no bra. She’s built like a twelve-year-old boy.

  “He was looking like there was a bad smell somewhere and then the guy slipped him a tip and Andrew nearly had a bird.”

  Andrew has come up behind my left shoulder.

  “How much was it, Andrew?” Maxine asks.

  “That is none of your affair,” Andrew says. “Good evening, Mr. Grundy.”

  “Hi, Andrew. Nice evening.”

  “Very pleasant.”

  “Andrew’s being coy.” Andrew turns on his heel with grave dignity and returns to his post in time to open the big brass door for a young couple who don’t bother to tip him, an oversight Andrew disdains to notice.

  “Don’t know what he’s being so secretive about. I got the same thing.” She’s come around to the sidewalk.

  “Yeah, well, don’t go yelling too loud, okay, Maxine?”

  “What ya gonna do, Grundy, punch me out?”

  She hits me in the belly. She has a bony fist.

  “You’ve got a bony fist,” I tell her.

  “Too slow, Joe. That’s why you were a bust as a fighter.”

  “That and my glass jaw,” I say.

  “This your cab?”

  Some guy is opening the passenger door, looks like he’s in a hurry.

  “Yeah, wanna buy it?” She fakes another shot at my gut, and I reach out with my left hand and tug her right earlobe. She doesn’t get it. She climbs into the cab, and I hear the passenger say, “Channel 20, the side door,” before they pull away.

  Andrew opens the front door for me. “It was a hundred-dollar bill,” he says quietly.

  “Nice tip,” I say.

  Andrew fixes my tie for me. He’s a bit of a fuss-budget. He likes things to look nice.

  “Yes,” he says. “None of her business, though.”

  The lobby of the Lord Douglas Hotel is old style, with a wide, curving staircase leading up to the mezzanine level and a balcony overlooking the half-acre of burgundy carpet below. The reading area has leather couches and a newspaper rack, and the front desk is as long as a Texas bar. The six elevators have polished brass doors, and the floor indicator lights are like rubies set in a sundial. Maurice, the bell captain, is getting off one of the elevators as I cross the floor, and I see him sneak a peek at a folded bill in his hand.

  “It’s a C-note, Maurice,” I tell him.

  “That’s what I thought it was.”

  “Is it real?”

  “That’s what I was trying to find out,” he says. “The guy looked like a street person. Could be a rock star, I guess.”

  Margo Traynor, the assistant manager, is trying to catch my eye. When she gets it, she nods me towards her office, back of the front desk. When I get to the desk, I see that Melanie, the reservations manager, is checking her computer.

  “Get your hundred?” I ask her as I walk by.

  She looks coy for a second. “Mmm-hmm.”

  “Must be nice.”

  “Didn’t get one?”

  “Not my night, I guess.”

  Melanie goes back to her customer, a luminous woman with curly dark hair and a face I almost recognize. “Yes, Ms. Gagliardi,” Melanie says. “Here it is. Room 1221.”

  “Is that a non-smoking floor?” Connie Gagliardi asks.

  I’ve identified her now. Channel 20, NewsWatch. Her face is familiar even to a non-viewer, because it’s on the side of quite a few buses and at least three billboards downtown. She’s shorter than I thought she’d be.

  Margo Traynor is occupying Lloyd Gruber’s office while our general manager is enjoying his first vacation in ten years, a fact he found it necessary to belabour us with on more than one occasion before he actually pried himself loose. Margo is sitting at Lloyd Gruber’s desk, and I think she looks as if she belongs. There’s someone else in the room.

  “Joe, this is Mr. Axelrode,” she says. “Joe Grundy, our head of security.”

  “Hi, how are you?” I say to the guy. It’s Green Jacket. He looks like a linebacker ten years and thirty pounds past training camp. Almost as tall as I am, certainly wider. His jacket button will pop any minute. He’s pretty sure he scares people. He doesn’t offer to shake my hand.

  “How many men have you got?” he asks me.

  “On duty tonight? There’ll be three.”

  “That won’t be enough,” he says, standing to better confront the problem. I worry about his jacket button.

  “I’m not having policemen walking up and down the hallways,” Margo says.

  Axelrode had the solution all along. “I was thinking along the lines of a private security team.”

  Margo stands, too. Now we’re all standing. “No,” she says. “And I have that on the authority of Mr. Gruber, the manager, who is unfortunately not with us at this time. I mean, he’s away. I’m in charge.”

  “What do you want me to do, Ms. Traynor?” I ask.

  She appreciates that and smiles at me. “Mr. Axelrode thinks we may have a bit of a security problem. A guest has just checked in carrying a considerable sum of money.”

  “Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in cash,” Axelrode says.

  “In hundred-dollar bills,” I throw in for something to say.

  “Fresh out of the bank,” Axelrode adds.

  “Who is he?” I still haven’t seen the guy in question.

  “His name’s Jacob Buznardo,” Margo says. “He’s in the Governor’s Suite.”

  “Should I know him?”

  “You will,” Axelrode says. “He just inherited more than half a billion dollars.”

  chapter two

  Back out in the lobby, I search for Gritch’s newspaper. He’s behind it, sitting over by the big ferns like HumptyDumpty with his neat little feet barely touching the floor. I head for the office, and he gets up and follows me down the hall.

  “Guest just checked into the Governor’s Suite,” I say over my shoulder.

  “Guy in the paper. Maybe twenty-five, thirty,” Gritch says, right behind me, “blond hair down to his butt crack, hippie-dippie type, one beat-up leather bag, one new attaché case, Samsonite. Maurice took him up. Maurice got a nice tip.”

  I turn on the lights in the office. Already my shirt doesn’t feel fresh. “Where’s Arnie?”

  “Working his wa
y down. Probably mooching leftovers at the wedding reception. He’s off at eight.”

  “Maybe not,” I say. I find the phone number I’m looking for. “Maybe Arnie works overtime. Maybe we all work overtime.”

  “What’s up?”

  “There’s two hundred and fifty thousand cash in that briefcase.”

  Gritch whistles a soft note. “Is that legal?”

  “It’s his money.” I hand Gritch the card with the number on it. “Make a call, see if Dan Howard can come in.”

  “Yeah, all right. Which number?”

  “Don’t be a wise guy. Hey, you spot that bruiser with the ugly green sports coat?”

  “What do you pay me for?” he says. “Name’s Axelrode.”

  “We’ve been introduced.”

  “Oh, yeah? They call him Axe.”

  “Really? He was hassling Margo about the security arrangements.”

  “Yeah, he’s a rent-a-cop these days. Used to be on the job. What’s his connection?”

  “Not sure yet,” I say at the door. “When Arnie gets down, hold on to him.”

  “Yo.”

  I hear him pick up the phone and then I’m heading for the elevators. I turn when Gritch says my name.

  “Joe?”

  “What?”

  “That guy Axelrode? If you get in a beef with him, don’t putz around. The guy’s not nice. He got retired from the job for excessive you-know-whats.”

  I’m heading for the elevators when Margo catches up to me. “You on your way up to fifteen?”

  “Yep.”

  “There’s a rock band in the other suite,” she says. “We’ve had a couple of complaints about the noise.”

  “I’ll mention it to them.”

  “There’s a TV crew wants to set up shop on the mezzanine.”

  “For the rock band?”

  She shakes her head. “Mr. Buznardo says he’s calling a press conference for 9:00 a.m., but that Gagliardi person is trying to get an interview before then.”

  “This man, Buznardo, has he got people with him?”

  “Just his lawyer.”

  “I’ll try to talk him into putting the money in the safe.”